Nose Rings
Snot Snatchers
This annoyance has actually been around for a VERY long time and practiced by various, less educated cultures (imo), but it bugs me nonetheless.
Hey ladies, and I’m using that term extremely loosely (a real lady would NEVER disfigure herself in such a way), get that fucking thing out of your nose! It looks stupid and is downright disgusting.
It doesn’t belong there unless you’re a COW or SOW.
Oh, wait.